Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Coronavirus Jokes

These disease jokes may be insensitive to some but are the perfect Rx for those worried about the disease. No matter what you call it, wuhan virus, china virus, covid-19, 2019 novel coronavirus or rona we have jokes that will make you laugh till you cry.

Covid Ants

Q: Do you know why ants aren't worried about COVID-19?
A: Because they have anty bodies.

Anonymous

Anti Nanny

Q: What do you call a nanny who is an anti-vaxxer?
A: Mrs. DoubtPfizer

Submitted BY: MEG

Quick Thinking

I’ll tell you a coronavirus joke now
But you’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you get it.

Anonymous