Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Coronavirus Jokes

These disease jokes may be insensitive to some but are the perfect Rx for those worried about the disease. No matter what you call it, wuhan virus, china virus, covid-19, 2019 novel coronavirus or rona we have jokes that will make you laugh till you cry.

Coronavirus Market Crash

Q: Why was the Coronavirus stock market crash worse than a divorce?
A: You loose half of your money and your wife is still there.

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Covid-19 Entitlement

Q: Has Covid-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time?
A: You may be entitled to condensation.

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Submitted BY: MEG

Covid Channel

I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to Twilight Zone.

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Coronavirus Jokes)
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