Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Long Tube

Q: What do they call 2.4 statute miles of surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital?
A: One I.V. League.

Categories: Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , School Jokes (College Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Gallop for Ivermectin

Q: What was the precipitating event that led to the hydroxychloroquine/ivermectin switch?
A: I think the mane reason was not being saddled with needing a prescription and easily trotting over to Tractor Supply and pony up a few bits for some ivermectin. Neighsayers will cry foal and accuse me of gaitkeeping but this unbridled situation is becoming a night mare.

Categories: Drug Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Coronavirus Jokes)
Submitted BY: MEG

Green and Yellow

Q: What's green and yellow and eats nuts?
A: Gonorrhea.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous