Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Depressed Proctologist

Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist?
A: He's been feeling down in the dumps.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Profession Jokes (Proctologist Jokes) , Riddles
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Psychiatric Hospital Patients

A man goes into a psychiatric hospital to visit one of his buddies. As he is walking out he notices a guy pretending to be swinging a hockey stick. Curious, he asks: What are you doing? The guy replies: I'm Wayne Gretzky, and I'm practicing my shot. Satisfied with the answer the visitor moves on down the hall. He notices another guy pretending to be playing golf. Curious, he asks: What are you doing? The guy replies: I'm Tiger woods and I'm practicing my golf. Satisfied with this response the visitor again moves on down the hall. He then sees another guy sitting in a chair in the nude with a jar of peanuts beside him. This guy takes a peanut, places it on his dick, waits a minute, then flicks into his mouth. Again, curious he asks: What are you doing? The guy replies: I'M FUCKING NUTS!

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes) , Sports Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Pillsbury Doughgirl Pregnant

Q: Why did the Pillsbury doughgirl get pregnant?
A: The doughboy forgot his weenie wrap.

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Riddles
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