Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Bombtastic Fart

A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup gets to her, and as the waiter is serving the main dishes she lets loose a bombastic fart. Trying to save face, she says to the waiter: "Sir! Please stop that immediately." "Certainly, madame," replies the waiter with a bow, "which way was it headed?"

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Blonde is Pregnant

Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"

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National Fart Day

Q: Why should February 10th be National Fart Day?
A: Because it's 2/10.

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