Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Mental Illness in America

One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are okay, then it must be you. - George Carlin

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes)
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Submitted BY: Anonymous

ADHD

Doctor: Have you been tested for ADHD before?
Patient: Thinking about what my entrance song would be if I was a wrestler. "You have a nice office"

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes
Submitted BY: MEG

Dead Mailman

A couple drives to the hospital, as the wife is in labor. The doctor alerts them that she invented a machine that will transfer some of the labor pain to the father, if they'd like. The husband eagerly says, "Give it all to me!" The couple returns home with a bouncing baby boy, only to find the mailman dead on their lawn.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes)
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