Dark Humor Jokes - Corpse Jokes

Dead Hookers -Riddles

Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? 
A: I don't know yet. My Basement is still dark.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Prostitute Jokes , Light Bulb Jokes , Riddles
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Daddy's Face

Q: "Mama, why is daddy's face pale?"
A: "Shut up and keep digging."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Riddles
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Noisy

Q: What is the height of noise?
A: Two skeletons f**king on a tin roof.

Categories: Riddles , Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
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