Dark Humor Jokes - Corpse Jokes

Dead Hookers -Riddles

Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? 
A: I don't know yet. My Basement is still dark.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Prostitute Jokes , Light Bulb Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Medical Professor Teaching a Lesson

One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, ''There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything.'' After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. He then told the class to do the same.
After hesitating, they all did it. ''Next,'' the professor said, ''you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger.''

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
Anonymous

Daddy's Face

Q: "Mama, why is daddy's face pale?"
A: "Shut up and keep digging."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous