Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Commiting Suicide

A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde had a rope around her waist. The brunette asked why the rope was around her waist. The blonde said that she was trying to commit suicide. The brunette said, "You put it around your neck!" The blonde replied, "I tried that but I couldn't breathe!"

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes)
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Anonymous

Gas Bill

Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: The Jews sent him the gas bill.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Anonymous

Jumping the Gun

I went to a crematorium to plan my wife's funeral, but apparently she has to be dead first.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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