Ru-Ru

Two guys get stuck on a desert island. They are soon caught by the natives and brought to a village and put before the chief. He says to the first guy, "As punishment for tresspassing I give you a choice, death or Ru Ru". Not wanting to die he picks Ru Ru. He is then beaten and buggered to unconciousness right in front of his friend. The 2nd guy when asked says "I'd rather die than suffer that ". The chief says "Great, death it is, death by Ru Ru"!!!

Michael Jackson

Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse?
A: There is a great musician in you.

Screwing the Same Chick

Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they were greeted with the sad news one day that their common squeeze had got knocked up. Having no way of knowing which was the father, the two mates chipped in and sent her out of town to have the little bastard. Several months passed without either of the mates hearing from the chick, so one of them decided to find her and get some news about the pregnancy. The next day, the other dude got a call from his mate. "I've got some good news and some bad news," the mate said on the telephone. "Well, give me the good news first," replied the other. "The good news is that she's fine, and she had twins," came the reply. "And the bad news?" "Mine died."