Armstrong Out

Buzz Aldrin commented on how he felt being the second man on the moon. "Well" he said, "It could have been anyone. Right up until we landed, we hadn't decided who would be first out the door. Then, once we touched down, Neil suggested we toss for it." "And he won?" I said. "Well, no" he mumbled. "The moon has low gravity so and the coin was still in the air when Neil jumped down the ladder. The twat."

Yo Mama - Bill Gates

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks Bill Gates is another name for toll booths.

Caitlyn Jenner Outrage

I hate when people say my skirt looks slutty
Like, who cares if my balls hang out a little?