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LeBron Skipping College

Q: Why did LeBron James skip college?

A: Because he would never make it to the finals!

The N-Sync Rhyme

God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all make mistakes!!!!

Jungle Hazard

A lion would never drive while drunk.

But a tiger wood.

Coke with Charlie

Q: How much coke has Charlie Sheen snorted?

A: Enough to kill two and a half men.

Batman And Robin

Q: What do you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over?

A: Flatman and Ribbon.