A Blonde's Legs

Q: How are a blonde's legs like automatic doors?
A: You walk toward them and they open!

Prostitute and Nymph

Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?" The nympho says, "Are you done already?" The blonde says, "Beige. . . I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

Puddle in the Corner

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are riding in an elevator, when they see a small puddle in the corner. The brunette looks at it. ''That's definitely cum,'' she says. The redhead touches it. ''That's definitely cum,'' she says. The blonde takes a little taste. ''That's definitely cum, but nobody in our building.''