No Joke

Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock knock jokes?
A: Because they leave to go answer the door.

Bird Dogs

Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves. They had read that a birddog is a great and useful accessory in bird hunting, so they decided to go to the pet shop and buy one. They asked for a well-trained birddog, and got one. The two blondes immediately went to the woods to try it out. The dog didn't work. No matter how hard they tried, it just didn't follow their commands. They became really frustrated and one of the blondes said to her companion, “Okay, we'll give him one more try. We'll throw him in the air one more time and if he doesn't fly, we're taking him back to the store!”

Monday Humor

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday.
A: Tell her a joke on Friday.