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Eyes closed
Q: Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?
A: He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.
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A Blonde Is Speeding
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "SCARF!"
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Blonde Parking Sign
The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes:
Parking for Drive-through Customers Only
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