Blonde Jokes

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Wear A Condom

Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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Blonde Calling Airlines

A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?" The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute..." The blonde says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone.

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Blonde Drives a Car

Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Cause she blows the horn!!!!!

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