A Blonde's Chicken Bag

A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, ''What do you have in the bag?" The blonde replies: ''I have chickens!" The man thinks for a moment and says, ''If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?'' The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, ''Okay, but I'll make the bet even better! If you can guess how many chickens I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"

Dying Alone

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.

Definition of Eternity

Q: Definition of eternity?
A: Four blondes in four cars at a four-way stop.