Blonde Jokes

HUGE Collection of funny blonde jokes! Dumb Blondes, Slutty Blonds, Dirty blonde, we have them all! ROFL with your friends when you read this collection of over 1000 blonde jokes.

Distance

Two blondes were sitting on a bench on the Atlantic City boardwalk admiring a beautiful, bright full moon. One said to the other, "I wonder which is further away, Florida or the moon?"

"Duh..." said the other, "Can you see Florida from here?"

Anonymous

A Blonde and the Light Bulb

Q: Why can't the blonde put in a light bulb?
A: She kept breaking them with the hammer.

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Sleeping Blonde

Q: Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?
A: She forgot to close her eyes.

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