Our Stupid Apartment Is On Fire

Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. "Help, help!" yells one of the blondes. "Help us, help us!" yells the other. "Maybe it would help if we yelled together," said the first blonde. "Good idea," said the other. "Together, together!"

Blonde's Car Stolen

A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in time to see a thief drive off in her car. "Did you see their face?" her friends asked when she came back inside. "No, but it's okay -- I got the license plate number!"

Don't Show Your Balls

Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A: Cause their balls show!