Bar Jokes - Drunk Jokes

Drunk Guy and Batman

A drunk guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over. He says, "You don't feel so tough now, do you, Batman!?"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes)
Anonymous

Frat Boys Light Bulb

Q: How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One but he has to get it drunk first.

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , School Jokes (College Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Two Drunks

I pointed to two old drunks across the bar from us and told my friend Perry , "That'll be us in ten years."
He turned to me and said, "That's a mirror, you dumb shit."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes)
Anonymous