New Age Song

Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?
A: A new age song.

French Horn to Trombone

Q: How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone?
A: Take your hand out of the bell and lose all sense of taste.

Trombone Testing

Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?
A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.