Art & Music Jokes

Lightening Strikes Twice

Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers?
A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

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Natural Major

Q: What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?
A: A natural major.

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Composer Fruit

Q: What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
A: Ba-na-na-NAAA.

Categories: Art & Music Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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