Appreciate Flutes

Q: Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?
A: To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

String Power

Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?
A: A viola burns longer.

Bass Players Change a Lightbulb

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.