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Taking Care of the Coyotes

Fed up with failure in preventing coyotes from killing his sheep, a rancher brought out his rifle to eliminate the pack. Suddenly, a federal bureaucrat rushed up and breathlessly screamed, "Wait, there's no need to do that. We've developed a new drug that renders them impotent." "I don't know what y`all do in Washington," drawled the rancher taking aim again, "but out here the coyotes eat the sheep."

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Submitted BY: thebogieguy

Sleeping Bull

Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?
A: A Bull-Dozer!

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Lion Fast Food

Q: What does a lion call an antelope?
A: Fast food.

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