Animal Jokes

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Smokey the Bear

Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have children?
A: Every time his wife got hot, he stamped her out.

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Frog On The Head

A man walks into a doctor's office one day with a frog on his head. He sits down and the doctor says, "What's the problem?" The frog says, "Doctor, is there any way you can get this wart off my ass?"

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Snakeskin Punny

Q: What kind of condoms do snakes use?
A: Anacondoms!

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