Animal Jokes

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Pet Salamander

Friend: What an interesting pet. What is his name?
Owner: Tiny
Friend: What an odd name. Why do you call him Tiny?
Owner: Because he's my newt.

Submitted BY: MEG

Yo Mama - Hippo

Q: What's the difference between yo mama and a hippo?
A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.

Anonymous

Only A Reindeer

Q: What do reindeer have that no other animals have ?
A: Baby reindeer !

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