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Moth Nibble
Q: Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
A: He wanted to see the floor show!
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Black And Yellow Buzzing Along
Q: What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?
A: A bee in an airplane!
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Daddy Longlegs
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?"
"They're mating, Lucy" he replied.
"What do you call the spider on top Daddy?" Lucy asked.
"Oh, that's a Daddy Longlegs."
Lucy asked, "Oh, so one's a Daddy Longlegs and the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?"
Daddy replied, "No, both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
Lucy thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat. "Well, we're not having THAT sort of thing in our garden!!"
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