Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Firefly Racing

Q: How do fireflies start a race?
A: Ready, steady, glow!

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Flea Cure

Patient: Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?
Doctor: Maybe, what made them sick?

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Ant with Frog Legs

Q:  What do you call an ant with frogs legs?
A:  An antphibian!

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