Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Elephant and Rhino

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
A: Ell-if-I-no (Hell if I know).

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Tarzan And The Elephants

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
A: Here come the elephants!

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Elephant In The Jungle

Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
A: Wipe it off and say you're sorry.

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