Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Kermit The Frog

Q: Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?
A: They always want to play leap frog with him!

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Wild Animals

Teacher: "Name six wild animals."
Pupil: "Four elephants and two lions!"

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Elephant In A Car

Q: How does an elephant get out of a small car?
A: The same way that he got in!

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