Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

A Dog And A Sheep

Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?
A: A sheep that can round itself up!

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Tail Wagging

Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: "Because no one else will do it for them!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Riddles
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Talks of Children

There were three women, a red head, a brunette and a blonde. They started talking about sex. The red headed one said, "I'm gonna have three babies." The brunette said she was going to have twins. The blonde started crying and the other two women asked her what was wrong. The blonde said she was gonna have baby dogs because she had sex doggy style!

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