Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

Patriotic Canine

Q: What happened when Jake's dog Chester swallowed a box of fireworks?
A: I don't know, I haven't heard the last report.

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Mutt In A Rut

Q: What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?
A: A mutt in a rut!

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Doggy Contact Lenses

Q: What dog wears contact lenses?
A: A cock-eyed spaniel!

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