Wall Tiles

Q: What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
A: Reptiles!

Smart Dog

A couple of dog owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter. “My dog is so smart,” says the first owner, “that every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around. He tips the kid and then brings the newspaper to me, along with my morning coffee.” “I know,” says the second dog owner. “How do you know?”
“My dog told me.”

Tilting Cow

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.