Animal Jokes

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A Worried Sleeping Bat

Q: What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
A: Diarrhoea!

Categories: Animal Jokes , Riddles
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Injured Insect Vehicle

Q: Where would you put an injured insect?
A: In an antbulance!

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Masturbating Cow

Q: What do you call a masturbating cow?
A: Beef Stroganoff!

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Submitted BY: Lcarpent