Animal Jokes

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Halloween Cat

Just my luck, every cat I've ever owned has already died 8 times.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Written By: KielPhillips

Celebrating An Event

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. "Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig." The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Pig Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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A Baby turkey

Q: Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food?
A: Because he was a little gobbler!

Categories: Animal Jokes
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