Celebrating An Event

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. "Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig." The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."

A Baby turkey

Q: Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food?
A: Because he was a little gobbler!

Escaping From A Lion

Two guys in a jungle come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground. One guy, ever so carefully reaches into his knapsack and slowly takes out a set of Nike running shoes, never once breaking eye contact with the lion. The 2nd guy hisses: "What are you doing, you can't out run the lion" 1st guy says: "No, but all I have to do is outrun you"!