Propellers on small planes are actually used to keep the pilot cool.
When it stops spinning, you can see the pilot start to sweat.
Feel Like a Woman
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"
Michael Jackson, Lawyer, and Boy on a Plane
Michael Jackson, his lawyer, and a small, cute boy are on a plane when the plane suddenly develops engine troubles. "Bad news," the lawyer said. "There are only two parachutes. You and me will go." "What about the boy?" asks Michael. "Screw the boy!" "Do we have time?"
Knock Knock - Urgent
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The plane captain.
Q: There was an airplane crash, every single person on board died, but yet two people survived. How is this possible?
A: The two were married