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Yo Mama - Cookie

Yo Mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo Mama - Bank

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.

Yo Mama - Boogie Man

Yo' Mama is so ugly, even the Boogie Man won't hide under her bed.

Yo Mama - Only Halloween

Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' dad only takes her out on Halloween.

Yo Mama - Goldfish

Yo mama so ugly even Goldfish crackers don't smile back.