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Yo Mama - Buying Jeans

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she couldn't buy "Guess" jeans because she didn't know the answer.

Yo Mama - Color TV

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.

Yo Mama - Clippers Game

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a haircut.

Yo Mama - Shoot-out

Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo Mama - Tape

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to tape glue.