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The best jokes and joke writers!

Yo Mama - 911

Your mamma is so stupid she asked what the number for 911 was.

Yo Mama - Peep Hole

Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door.

Yo Mama - Supermarket

Yo' mama so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death!

Yo Mama - Cleaning Supplies

Yo mama so stupid, she thought cleaning supplies were used to clean supplies.

Yo Mama - Buying Jeans

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she couldn't buy "Guess" jeans because she didn't know the answer.