Yo Mama - Drunk Driving

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"

Yo Mama - Milk Order

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she went up to a cow and asked for 2%.

Yo Mama - Minute Maid

Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make Minute Maid.