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Yo Mama - House

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo Mama - Church Offering

Yo' Mama is so poor, she makes change in the church offering plate.

Yo Mama - Curtains

Yo mama so poor she uses curtains as blankets!

Mama About Christmas

My mama was so cheap, she waited 'til after Christmas. 'Baby, Santa Claus missed our house. I called him, and he coming back tomorrow.' She was waiting for the stuff to go on sale.