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The best jokes and joke writers!

Yo Mama - Don King

Yo mama has such hairy armpits, when she raises her hand people point and yell, "Hey look, it's Don King!"

Yo Mama - Buckwheat

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

Yo Mama - Armpits

Yo mamma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock!

Yo Mama - Burn

Yo mama so hairy, when she gave birth, you got rug burn.

Yo Mama - Hairy Knees

Yo mama so hairy, her knees have bangs.