Yo Mama - Back To Bed

Yo mama's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.

Dry Feet

Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.

Yo Mama - Seismograph

Yo Mama so fat when she gets out of bed in New York she sets off the seismographs in California.