Yo Momma Jokes - Yo Momma So Fat

Yo Mama - Twice

Yo momma's so fat, your dad had to roll over twice before he could get off her.

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Yo Mama - Cereal Bowl

Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

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Yo Mama - Scale Talk

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."

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