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Yo Mama - Water Bed

Yo momma's so fat, when she ordered a water bed, they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

Yo Mama - Kool Aid

Yo mama so fat, she wore a red sweater and everyone thought she was the Kool-Aid man.

Yo Mama - Godzilla

Yo mama so fat, she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

Yo Mama - Playing Pool

Yo mama so fat, she uses a soccer field for a pool table.

Yo Mama - Bungee

Yo mama so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she collapsed the bridge.