Yo Mama - Water Bed
Yo momma's so fat, when she ordered a water bed, they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Yo Mama - Kool Aid
Yo mama so fat, she wore a red sweater and everyone thought she was the Kool-Aid man.
Yo Mama - Godzilla
Yo mama so fat, she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo Mama - Playing Pool
Yo mama so fat, she uses a soccer field for a pool table.
Yo Mama - Bungee
Yo mama so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she collapsed the bridge.