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Yo Mama - Wrecking Ball

Yo Mamas so fat when Miley Cyrus needed a wrecking ball she knew just who to call
 

Yo Mama - Road Block

Yo mama is so fat, police use her as a road block.

Yo Mama - Monster

Yo mama is so fat that when a little girl saw her walking by she yelled, "GODZILLA !"

Yo Mama - Water Bed

Yo momma's so fat, when she ordered a water bed, they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

Yo Mama - Couch

Yo mama so fat she sat on the couch and the couch said "ABCD get your fat ass off of me"