Yo Mama - Bronzer

Yo' Mama's so fat, she doesn't use bronzer -- she uses Mop n' Glo.

Yo Mama - Multiple Shows

Yo Mama' so fat she was on Jerry Springer and Ricky Lake at the same time.

Yo Mama - C Section

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she was born, they had to perform a C-D-E-F-G-section.