Yo Momma Jokes - Yo Momma So Fat

Yo Mama - Bra Size

Yo mama is so fat, 401K is her bra size.

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Yo Mama - Sofa

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to an office, they tell her to pull up a sofa.

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A Talking Scale

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her "Fuck it, they don't pay me enough!"

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