Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Batteries

Yo mama so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.

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Yo Mama - Custom Made

Yo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.

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Yo Momma - Measurements

Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's in feet.

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