Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Stretch!

Yo mama's so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Tree

Yo mama is so ugly she didn't get hit with just the ugly stick; she got hit with the whole tree.

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Left Arm

Yo mama so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.

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Anonymous