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The best jokes and joke writers!

Yo Mama - Bus

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo Mama - Satellite Dish

Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.

Yo Momma - Supermarket

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and died of starvation!

Yo Mama - Pigeons At Park

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

Yo Mama - Happy Meal

Yo mama so ugly, she made a Happy Meal cry.