Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Speed Limit

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when the officer told her she broke the speed limit, she offered to fix it.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Bathtub

Yo Momma's so poor I stepped in a puddle, and her head popped out and said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BATHTUB!?"

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Yo Mama - Toes

Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?

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Submitted BY: Repor9