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Yo Mama - Meeting

Yo' Mama is so fat, I've known her for seven years and still haven't met yo' whole mama.

Yo Mama - Speed Limit

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when the officer told her she broke the speed limit, she offered to fix it.

Yo Mama - Bathtub

Yo Momma's so poor I stepped in a puddle, and her head popped out and said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BATHTUB!?"

Yo Mama - Toes

Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?

Yo Mama - Throwing Rocks

Yo Mama is so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.