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Yo Mama - Pool Twin

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to hug her reflection in the pool thinking it was her long lost twin, and drowned.

Yo Mama - Spain

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!

Yo Mama - Superbowl

Yo mama so fat she hula-hooped the superbowl stadium

Yo Mama - Meeting

Yo' Mama is so fat, I've known her for seven years and still haven't met yo' whole mama.

Yo Mama - Speed Limit

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when the officer told her she broke the speed limit, she offered to fix it.